CARLTON CASEY: ALIEN INCIDENT

Yeah...I was glad the GIANTS won!!!  Great superbowl...maybe the best I've ever seen!!!  Of course I'm a 49ers fan....Peanut likes the Steelers and Jam Jam likes the Raiders...but you have to give it to the Boys in Blue for sticking it to the Pats!  And that puss-faced jerk coach Bellichick.....what an ass!!! 

We wuz eatin' pizza and stuff and watching the game when Jam Jam knocked on the door...stumbling in.....he looked like a ghost....he said he drank some ol' COORS banquet beer crap....I dunno.....that dude needs some serious supervison.....I know he was runnin to the bathroom a lot...and mom thought WE STOLE SOME BEER....but we didn't.....seen enough of that crap to see what happens......I swear that kid ever becomes a stoner I'm launching my foot up his ass myself.....dude!!  SuperBowl commercials sux this year.....yo....check out the president crap....makes for some good jokes.....and a shout out to mr. schraff'  dude hasn't gone 'bowling' in awhile...at least I hope not.....he's married now!!  Bowl any mr. schraff??? Of course....he's never short on jokes.....I hope we didn't corrupt his mind.......dude was the smartest guy....(Vinny was a lunatic in the end) we knew.....Clemens you lying ass loser!!! Yeah...that's right!! Roger Clemens is a lying ass loser...go shove some more roids up yer ass and have more roid rage you piece of shit!  I like the Yankees.....but I never liked him!!!!  Okay......gotta go to school tomorrow...and I need minutes on my phone....so don't prank me....ha ha ha ha ha ha

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